Tea. A very serious business in my house. Taken so seriously, in fact, that on a message board I frequent, there was a whole thread dedicated to it.
I was being wound up beyond all recognition. Good laugh, amazing people.
It is with this in mind that I present to you my guide for making the perfect cup of tea. For now, I'll only post the quick way, but if demand is high enough I may be persuaded to post the full blown event.
Quick Method
You will need:
1 Tetley teabag(drawstring, optional)
1 "dod" of milk
2 teaspoonfuls of sugar.
1 kettle with hot water
1. Put the milk, teabag and sugar into the mug
2. Pour the water into the cup and allow to stew for approximatley 2 minutes.
3. Once brewed to an orange/terracotta colour.
4. Throw the teabag away.
5. Stir well and drink, safe in the knowledge that you have just made the perfect cup of tea in a maxiumum of 5 minutes.
You have created the perfect cup of tea. Congratulations and welcome to the Tea Drinkers Club of Swandanavia. Feel free to sign your name to a petition and pat yourself on the back.
Tonight though, I've been speaking to Vanessa mainly. Markle has been watching the A-Team all night. Me and V have talked music, cheese, other stuff, tea, heroes, drinking, guinness food and lots of other things.
She's gone to bed now, so its just me. I think I'll try to go to bed.
Maybe once Scottie has stopped his music stream
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4 comments:
Scottie's set was cool,even if he played Talking Heads...
(see i'm awake,and the flat is all clean now...bloody insomnia...)
xx
V
Are you INSANE??? The teabag and the milk should NEVER EVER come in to contact with one another.
Phiblo, you're talking rubbish.
Tea is amazing.
Milk first, forever.
thats a mental way of making tea. the milk goes in after the teabag is taken out. but good call on two sugars :) x
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